Yes sir! I've had the finest education money can buy and I've learnt many things from the British public school system. I've always been one for tradition and the teaching gave me confidence, bearing and a penchant for buggery. What could be finer than taking the freshers and showing them the ropes, and as spring approaches, indulge in a spot of swan-upping. It wasn't illegal in my day.

No sir! I'm not ashamed to admit that the sight of a young buck with his lovely prick playing pant possum is a challenge I will happily accept, and savagely buggering the young stud is an honour conferred and one up for the house to boot.